(Source: disneycoyote)
The sarcastic fringehead (Neoclinus blanchardi) is a ferocious fish which has a large mouth and aggressive territorial behaviour. When two fringeheads have a territorial battle, they wrestle by pressing their distended mouths against each other, as if they were kissing. This allows them to determine which is the larger fish, which establishes dominance.
“Aint Lion”
It’s called the border between heaven and earth.
My newer coworker knows I identify with being bisexual (to keep it simple). He asked me today, “Have you ever been with another girl?”
I say, “No.”
He looks at me and goes, all skeptical and shit, “So then how do you think you’re bisexual?”
I reply, “Back in middle school, before you had any experience with a girl, how did you think you were straight if you’ve never been with one?”
How the fuck do people think like this?
Bitch, I do not need to have any sexual experience of any kind to know if I would fuck them or not. It is really simple: I would bang a good looking chick. I would bang a good looking guy.
